Sunday, September 4, 2011

Inklings... By Sky Canyon


We have all let our imaginations wander into lands like Narnia or Middle Earth and came back out a different person. But none of these works of art happened by themselves. The writers of great literature put time and energy and thought into all the aspects of their writing. As a writer, I look at these great authors and wonder how they came across inspiration. The truth is, they did not find it alone. Even renowned writers had help with putting their ideas down on paper.
            In the early 1930s, a group of writers formed a literary discussion group called Inklings. This group included authors and poets including J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Charles Williams, Owen Barfield, Warren Lewis, and fourteen other writers. According to Warren Lewis, the group was “was neither a club nor a literary society, though it partook of the nature of both. There were no rules, officers, agendas, or formal elections.” The group met to read and discuss unfinished works of literature, hence the name “Inklings”. Tolkien described the name as “a pleasantly ingenious pun in its way, suggesting people with vague or half-informed intimations and ideas plus those who dabble in ink”.  
            The group was originally formed by a student named Edward Tangye Lean at University College, Oxford. When Lean graduated, Tolkien said the name “was then transferred … to the undetermined and unelected circle of friends who gathered about [Lewis] and met in his rooms at Magdalen”. The group met every Thursday in Lewis’s room at Magdelene College, and sometimes in Tolkien’s room at Merton. Here, they discussed manuscripts and poetry. They were also known to frequent a local pub named The Eagle and the Child, which the group affectionately referred to as “The Bird and the Baby” though this was considerably less formal than the sessions at the college.
These literary greats depended on the other members of Inklings to help them become who they are today. From discussions in this group sprouted J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, C.S. Lewis’s Out of the Silent Planet, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Screwtape Letters, and The Great Divorce, and Charles Williams’s All Hallows’ Eve. If this group had not existed, we may never have been able to meet a talking beaver in Narnia or fight an orc in Middle Earth. The group influenced each other in such ways that Tolkien says this about Lewis: “Only from him did I ever get the idea that my 'stuff' could be more than a private hobby”.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Llamas Will Be Llamas... By Sky Canyon

I thought that since this blog is called "Llama Tales", we should at least have one post that is actually about llamas.
We can learn a lot from llamas. They may not be the the most popular pet, but that doesn't stop them from being one of the most awesome animals on the planet. If people were more like llamas, this world would be a better place. Here are ten reasons why we should learn from these wonderful creatures:

1. They are extreme.

2. They always look presentable.


3. They know how to defend themselves.


4. They are aware of their cultural heritage.


5. They never say never.


6. They have a sense of humor.


7. They know how to make friends.


8. They participate in extracurricular activities.


9. They are masters of disguise.


and finally....
10. They do not kill people. That is their least favorite thing to do.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

A Case For Playing Mario Kart On N64 by Sky Quest




I’m sorry but come on, is there any need for me to make a case after this picture?
Plain and simple, Wii blows. N64 FOREVER!!!!!!!
Also,
“We’re not racing, we’re battling!”   

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Sometimes....I like to pretend I'm funny...by Sky Quest

Recently I've been on an SNL/30 Rock kick. I was talking with a friend about how our generation grew up watching the most awesome time in SNL history. You know with all these awesome women....
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And while I wish I was awesome like them, I'm not. Every once in a while something pops out that just happens to be hilarious but it's never on purpose and it rarely happens. And so since the chances of me becoming and amazing hilarious comedian and writer I'm going to continue watching Saturday Night Live & 30 Rock, basking in the glory of Weekend Update and TGS and laughing till I cry at Kristen Wiigs every move. Oh, and continue to steal everyones jokes.


I LOVE KENAN THOMPSON!!!!!
where's kel?


Wednesday, March 2, 2011

The Voices.... by Sky Canyon

Have you ever watched a cartoon or movie and thought, "I wonder what the person doing the voice really looks like?" Hollywood has a myriad of actors, but the ones that get the least credit are the voice actors. People never recognize them on the street because we never get to see their faces on screen. That is all going to change. I am about to reveal to you the faces behind the voices.
 

One of the most famous voice actors of all time is Mel Blanc. Born in 1908, he was most famous for voicing the character Bugs Bunny as well as many other Warner Brothers characters. Ironically, he was allergic to carrots. He died in 1989, with the epitaph on his headstone reading, "That's all, folks!"


A slightly less well-known voice actor, Billy West has done voice-overs for many modern day cartoons such as Doug, Futurama, Invader Zim, Catdog, and many others. He is also the voice of Buzz the Honey Nut Cheerios mascot, and the red M&M. He has had over 170 credited roles thus far.


Daws Butler was world renowned for his voice-over acting. He was the voice in countless cartoons such as Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, The Flinstones, The Jetsons, and many more. He was also the voice of Cap'n Crunch. He died in 1988 at the age of 71.


Though not as famous as the previously mentioned actors, Elizabeth Daily is still well-known in the voice acting world. She has voiced famous characters such as Tommy Pickles from Rugrats, Buttercup from the Powerpuff Girls, and Babe the pig. She has over 140 credited roles in movies and television shows, and she is also known for her singing as well.


If you watch movies or television shows at all, you have heard Jim Cummings. He has done hundreds of additional voices in countless cartoons. His most famous roles are Ed from The Lion King, Kaa from the Jungle Book, Pete from A Goofy Movie, and my personal favorite, Ray from The Princess and the Frog. With over 350 credited roles, he may be one of the most famous voice actors of all time.


You have heard his voice in many different military roles because his voice lends itself well to the part of a drill sergeant. R. Lee Ermey is probably most recognized as the voice of the  plastic army man sergent in Toy Story.



Kath Soucie is one of the most renowned female voice actors. She has had over 230 roles in cartoons and movies. She is well known for her roles as Phil, Lil, and Betty Deville in Nickelodeon's Rugrats. She has also lent her voice for The Weekenders, Space Jam, Recess, Powerpuff Girls, Hey Arnold!, and many other supporting roles.


Patrick Warburton is a hilarious voice actor. He has done work in Kim Possible, Family Guy, and many other additional voices. His most famous character, however, is Kronk from the Emperor's New Groove.

There are hundreds more that I could list, but these eight actors are enough for now. So if you see any of these people walking on the street, ask them for their autograph. It might make their day. Unless of course it is one of the ones that is already dead. In that case, you should probably start stocking up on Twinkies.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Free Association Writing... By Sky Canyon

I decided to do some free association writing. It makes no sense, but it is still awesome. Enjoy :)

Why is it that I don't like the way you are when you look at the place where I dream the most and I can fly a little bit, but not so high that the sky falls around me into the black night? I am eaten by the hungry mouths that engulf the waves among the stars. Little by little we slowly fade into the picture that is blurred with lines of threats. I can only grasp onto the whispers of the jealousy I have for the amount of love you have to give. Can you take me with you to the place where I belong? I no longer want to stay in this place of things that are less than worthy of my attention. There is only one option, save that which will give me pain, and it is to give you every bit of myself and all my thoughts within this scattered mind of mine.



*wild wave* wow that sounds sad and angry

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

zombie....true or false? - wild wave

there are zombies and then there are infected.
a person dies and comes back to life....Zombie
a person who attacks and eats other humans ......., cannibal, infected, rabies, and many other things that are not zombies. there is a huge difference between griffins and hippogriffs you can't say they are the same thing!

i also don't believe in 'BrAiNs' zombies, they would eat each other if they craved flesh. they would attack non-zombie and zombie alike so you should still be zombie prepared just with more hope.

Monday, January 31, 2011

What Constitutes Being a Zombie? ....By Sky Canyon

    In recent years, the undead have been invading America. Not by way of tromping through town and feasting on unsuspecting victims, but by way of film. Many movies and television shows have been made about these unearthly creatures. However, this has sparked much controversy. You see, not all of the movies that claimed to feature zombies, actually had any "undead" in them. Many of them were medical experiments gone wrong, or a worldwide health crisis. But just because they were not the customary type of zombie, does that mean that they are not allowed to be included in that category? This may require some research.
    According to A Sorcerer's Bottle: The Visual Art of Magic in Haiti, "Zombi" is also another name of the Vodou snake god, Damballah. It is akin to the Kikongo word nzambi, which means "god". Damballah is associated with bones and he is known to carry the ancestors on his back to the afterlife.
    The term “undead”, a term usually synonymous with “zombie”, actually includes any being that are deceased, yet still behave as if they were alive. This includes ghosts, vampires, zombies, ghouls, mummies,  and other creatures. These creatures are usually summoned by a necromancer, a person who uses magic to control the dead.
    In the 1980s, a man named Wade Davis, after having studied the subject in Haiti, claimed that a living person could be turned into a zombie by having two toxins injected into the bloodstream. The first being coup de poudre, a neurotoxin found in the flesh of the pufferfish, and the second being dissociative drugs such as datura. The result being a death-like state, allowing the body of the one induced to be controlled by another person.
    In American culture, zombies became popular in the 1920s after H.P. Lovecraft wrote the series Herbert West- Reanimator. Though Lovecraft never referred to the creatures as "zombies", it was where the American concept of zombies largely came from.
    The film White Zombie, directed by Victor Halperin, made in 1932, is praised as the first legitimate zombie film ever made. This started a whirlwind of zombie films from the 1930s to the 1960s. The 1936 film Things to Come, based on the novel by H.G. Wells, was the first zombie film that involved an apocalyptic scenario. This film features individuals that contract a highly contagious viral disease that leaves them wandering around mindlessly, infecting others on contact.
    The 1968 film Night of the Living Dead, directed by George Romero, features the most well-known type of zombie in our culture. These zombies are re-animated by an unknown phenomenon: people that have died of various causes all come back, with little memory of their past lives. While a bite from these zombies is certainly lethal, a bite is not necessary to spread it, because death by any other means would also result in zombification. The only thing they seek is flesh, and they will stop at nothing to get it. They have little intelligence, and wander around the streets in a rigor mortis-like state. They do not attempt to communicate, other than sporadic grunts and screams. The only way to get rid of these zombies is to destroy their brain.
    The spin-off films such as Return of the Living Dead, directed by Dan O’Bannon, feature a slightly different type of zombies. These zombies, while also brought back from the dead, are infected with the chemical compound Trioxin. A bite from one of these zombies may or may not result in zombification. These zombies are much more intelligent than Romero zombies, as they retain all their memory from their past lives, but are driven by the uncontrollable desire for brains. Depending on their state of decay when turned into zombies, they can run, jump, swim, and move just like any other human. These zombies can also speak, though most of their speech consists of their desire for brains. These zombies are also much harder to kill, because their entire body must be decimated. Even if one of their limbs is severed, it will stay animated. The only ways to kill these zombies is to either burn them (though this will release the Trioxin into the air, creating a much bigger problem), or electrocuting them until they cease to move.
    Newer films such as Resident Evil, 28 Days Later, and I Am Legend, feature zombies that have never actually been dead. These zombies were created by an outbreak in an infection, usually some sort of experiment in a lab that somehow got loose into the general population. These are a form of the type of zombie that Davis suggested. Though these zombies are the type that cause most of the controversy, they do have some historical background to them. Not only this, but they are also the most likely to actually cause the zombie apocalypse.
    In conclusion, I would say there are four types of zombies: Necromanced zombies (the dead controlled by the living), Davis zombies (the living infected), Romero zombies (unintelligent dead raised by an unknown cause), and O’Bannon zombies (intelligent dead raised by a chemical substance). The major differences in these four types make it hard to say one is a zombie and one is not. I think the main thing that ties all of them together, the one thing that constitutes being a zombie, is the uncontrollable need for brains.



Just A Thought

    Munchausen By Proxy....They're like the Prancing Llamas except on crack. And oh yeah, they're a little bit more well known. But just remember, we came first.
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Cute....by Sky Quest

Cute: 
attractive, esp. in a dainty way; pleasingly pretty



Umm, yeah. Nuff said.