Friday, September 7, 2012

Typical. All the decent men are on the other bus.... By Sky Canyon

A typical day in my life: I become obsessed with a TV show or movie, and as a result, I fall in love with the characters and/or actors that star in it. I proceed to imagine my life with them in it: meeting one another through a crazy random happenstance, we both fall desperately in love, get married, have several children, and live happily into old age and finally simultaneously die with out elderly fingers intertwined in a loving embrace.

Then my world comes crashing down because I find out they are gay.

The ones with the best personality and the best looks all seem to turn out like this. WHY??? WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME???

(As if I had a good chance with any of them even if they were straight. And young enough for me.)

Anyway this is my list of guys who I would... go gay for if I were a guy....? I don't really know any other way of putting it.

Sean Maher
At first I was really surprised when I found out. Shocked, even. But I still imagine getting shot by the Alliance and being whisked away into the infirmary on board Serenity to be stitched up by the handsome doctor.

Jim Parsons
Okay, so he's not the most attractive guy in the world, but he's not ugly. And I just love some of the unexpectedly sweet moments he has as Dr. Sheldon Cooper. He's also hysterical.

Richard Wilson
If I were an old gay guy, Richard would be the first one I would go for. He's the cutest old British man I've ever seen. 
John Barrowman
*swoon* Captain Jack is one of the most attractive people on the face of this earth, as well as many other planets and parallel worlds. He's even attractive as a giant face.
Neil Patrick Harris
This is my number one choice. NPH has the perfect balance of attractiveness, geekiness, humor, and spunk. If I ever had the chance, I would battle his husband in a cage fight to the death if it meant I could have him (assuming no wilderen were involved).


Well, there you have it folks! Kinda strange that all of them played doctors at on point. Weird.....